#actually wtf

[ruubesz-draws]

Father and son moment🤗

[justdandiart]

The people behind merchandise for Bridgerton are unhinged as fuck. My mom who has never watched the show saw hand sanitizer that just said bridgerton on it and was like oh I’ll grab this for my kid. But y’all it comes in a holder that’s a carriage and I’m like this is the most out of pocket hilarious thing I’ll ever own. I saw the photo she sent and was like huh what is that and realized it was a carriage but then she said it’s hand sanitizer and I screamed. I can never let her watch this show. Or should I? I am torn

[formulanni]

ALBON P1⁉️ I’m literally hallucinating

[pookiepiastri]

Tbh the most wild part about this Grand Prix is that Zac Effron is witnessing this in person

[morkvinter]

So me and him coded (my ego is dead)

[violexta]

anytime i think about denji i start screaming and crying and throwing up

tatsuki fujimoto when i catch you tatsuki fujimoto

[forever-stuck-on-java-8]

IT Horror Story

So I haven't been tumblin' recently because work is busy. Doing beta test of a big new feature and then out of nowhere, I get pulled into an all hands on deck meeting with IT, DEV, and Conversions. Turns out IT learned that the most recent acquisition has 23,000+ UNIQUE mySQL instances!! one for each customer.

I was beyond flabbergasted. Like how do you run a business like that?(probably why they were acquired ngl.) IT was begging for us to help brainstorm how to convert this mess but I don't know how to help them. No one had any good ideas either so IT is going to investigate more at come back with more data. Please pray for their souls (and potentially my future workload).

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Hey, can uh US democracy NOT DIE TODAY??? WTF HOW IS IT THIS CLOSE. HOW.

[tsea9]

who gave him permission to drop these photos on a random thursday

[cafeheart]

Why am I so attached to him

[realllyrandommann]

Show me anything more gross than this Duolingo icon. I'll wait.

[julialikesrocks]

Hey pianists, what the fuck is this. As a cellist I take this as declaration of war

[tyin-cherry-knots]

girlies- the boredom crush is back(?) he now makes deep eye contact w me while asking about my wellbeing and relationship w my family all while talking about his childhood ALL while scooting over so his thigh touches mine under the blanket? And I’m not interested?? AND he also has a long distance gf???

[h2llish]

i have eight drafts and half is twst while the other half is obey me

[goldenempyrean]

nobody cares if you cant write we follow you for stories not excuses

…I’m sorry?

[ruuhkaaika]

somehow i havent wrapped my mind around the fact that today i technically had my last class of highschool ever