#actually wtf

[ruubesz-draws]

Father and son moment🤗

[aelyxmagnus]

[justdandiart]

The people behind merchandise for Bridgerton are unhinged as fuck. My mom who has never watched the show saw hand sanitizer that just said bridgerton on it and was like oh I’ll grab this for my kid. But y’all it comes in a holder that’s a carriage and I’m like this is the most out of pocket hilarious thing I’ll ever own. I saw the photo she sent and was like huh what is that and realized it was a carriage but then she said it’s hand sanitizer and I screamed. I can never let her watch this show. Or should I? I am torn

[starstruckcomet]

HELLO!???

[formulanni]

ALBON P1⁉️ I’m literally hallucinating

[pookiepiastri]

Tbh the most wild part about this Grand Prix is that Zac Effron is witnessing this in person

[morkvinter]

my ego is dead

[violexta]

anytime i think about denji i start screaming and crying and throwing up

tatsuki fujimoto when i catch you tatsuki fujimoto

[forever-stuck-on-java-8]

IT Horror Story

So I haven't been tumblin' recently because work is busy. Doing beta test of a big new feature and then out of nowhere, I get pulled into an all hands on deck meeting with IT, DEV, and Conversions. Turns out IT learned that the most recent acquisition has 23,000+ UNIQUE mySQL instances!! one for each customer.

I was beyond flabbergasted. Like how do you run a business like that?(probably why they were acquired ngl.) IT was begging for us to help brainstorm how to convert this mess but I don't know how to help them. No one had any good ideas either so IT is going to investigate more at come back with more data. Please pray for their souls (and potentially my future workload).

[0800cloro]

this is a derry girls cross over I hope everyone knows that.

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

WHY DID I JUST WATCH A GUY SHOOT A COW (off screen...the cow not the gun) ON A YOUTUBE AD BUT MY FAVORITE YOUTUBERS CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT A GUN/VIOLENCE OF ANY KIND WITHOUT GETTING DEMONETIZED????

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Hey, can uh US democracy NOT DIE TODAY??? WTF HOW IS IT THIS CLOSE. HOW.

[tsea9]

who gave him permission to drop these photos on a random thursday

[cafeheart]

Why am I so attached to him

[realllyrandommann]

Show me anything more gross than this Duolingo icon. I'll wait.

[julialikesrocks]

Hey pianists, what the fuck is this. As a cellist I take this as declaration of war